Miller

There should have been some salmon nigiri on this plate.

Restaurant Rating: šŸ£šŸ£šŸ£ out of 5. Gangnam Sushi is in this random strip mall in Tempe. It’s easy to miss. I stupidly ate a whole plate of fries before this date so I didn’t really eat Plus he got there like fifteen minutes early and ordered for me which I hated because he didn’t even get sushi I really liked. An average experience.

Date Rating: šŸ”„ out of 5, For being slightly catfished. There I am on Bumble and match with Miller. He looks like a bachelorette contestant reject. Curly blonde hair, pretty smile, washboard abs, and a bio about peace and yoga and whatever. He asks if he can call me and I’m like sure; I love phone calls. We talk about love and relationships and he seems very smart. He asks me out to dinner and I’m like ā€œHell yeahā€. Then he asks me to pick him up (lol in what world). I tell him it’s more comfortable to just meet there. He texts me 15 minutes before the date that he’s there and he’s already ordered so I step on the gas. 

When I get there, I see he has the worst outfit on and this horrid Civil War style hat. My fingers twitch for my Pinterest app so I can redo his whole aesthetic. We start off with sake bombs and he gets chatty. Apparently he was 39 not 29 and going through some ā€œlegal issuesā€ so he wasn’t exactly available to leave his house all the time. 🄓 in the sweetest way possible I tell him what I’m looking for and he says ā€œit seems like you want to be wined and dined. I can’t give you that but we can order in and I swear I can give you the dick and emotional connection you’re searching forā€ 😰 I could go on a rant about everything wrong with that statement but y’all know, I don’t settle. He’s going through a very tumultuous time right now and I have no desire to ride shotgun. So I told him it wouldn’t exactly work. He says that I was exactly what he wanted and how would I know if I didn’t give him a shot? Then looked at me like Cupid had shot him. 

I’ve never left a restaurant so quickly lmfao. I thanked him for the dinner and deleted his text thread.

Published by thehungrybachelorette

28 year old young professional dating and eating her way through Phoenix restaurants while learning a bit along the way

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