thehungrybachelorette

Lu The End

So Lu and I decided we were probably better off as just friends. I know, that kinda came out of nowhere. One thing I’m really good at is exhausting all of my options. When I want something, I don’t rest unless I know with absolute certainty that I can’t have it. Lu had explicitly toldContinue reading “Lu The End”

Lu Pt. 2

Date Rating: Congrats, you got your five flames, kid. Shocker, I’ve been very lowkey. Between Lu’s schedule and me traveling, we haven’t had time for a proper date. Sure a concert here and movie night there has happened but our time physically together is limited and we’re usually watching something so there’s no time toContinue reading “Lu Pt. 2”

Lucius

I’m sorry LOL (He’s gonna hate this). Lucius is an artist and I was obsessed with Terrence Howard and his character Lucius Lyons on Empire. I’ll call him Lu though. This one is long because it’s been a month long show. I’ve had a crush on Lu for months. He was performing at one ofContinue reading “Lucius”

2022 Dating Wrapped

My girl Kimmy sent me this trend on TikTok so I made one but I thought this would make a great reflection blog because in 2022, I experienced the best and the worst! So the apps are getting… worse? Or maybe my tolerance has diminished into nothing. Hinge is still going to be my favoriteContinue reading “2022 Dating Wrapped”

Speed Dating Series: My Cheeky Date Review

It’s raining, there’s some superfluous light parade that has shut down an intersection on CENTRAL, and I’m flustered walking into Rott’n Grapes. It’s dark and there’s zero women. I make a beeline to the bathroom and Snapchat my girls that I cannot do this. No one responds. I head out and order wine lol IContinue reading “Speed Dating Series: My Cheeky Date Review”

Speed Dating Series: Couple.com Review

Couple.com boasts “hooking you up with partners and the party”. I’ve been speed dating before; it’s never been successful like in the rom coms but you never know! Maybe the next love of my life signed up on a whim, wouldn’t that be a fun story? I heard of couple when I was scrolling somewhereContinue reading “Speed Dating Series: Couple.com Review”

Evan

I know everyone has main character syndrome these days but my life is a comedy. A joke, if you will! I gave that man a two week countdown. He lasted 6 days. I wasn’t necessarily looking for a relationship when Evan came along; I don’t think I ever really am. Theo, earlier this year, madeContinue reading “Evan”

Markell

I can’t sleep because I keep having dreams about hordes of brown mice (or are they rats?) which according to Google means I need to be cautious. They can represent deception, guilt, powerlessness, and anxiety. SPOT ON lol Restaurant Rating: 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 out of 5. I’ve loved Undertow since it’s inception 😍. If you love rum,Continue reading “Markell”

Alonso Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: 4 out of 5! So Yelp Phoenix gave me VIP tickets to Seltzer Land!Thanks! It was a gorgeous morning and there were over 20 hard seltzers, many which I hadn’t had! All the vendors were sooo nice and passionate about their products! A special s/o to Pure Botanicals bc their seltzers were superContinue reading “Alonso Pt. 2”

Alonso

Restaurant Rating 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 out of 5. So I love @roughrideraz. I think it’s a perfect date spot with its intimate lighting and big comfy booths. The cobbler cocktails are so delicious. They’re fruity, rich, and refreshing, you can’t go wrong with them! The food is all wonderful too! We got oysters, the lobster roll, andContinue reading “Alonso”