It turns out that living all by yourself while quarantining is LONELY! I have an extrovert since I popped out of the womb. I was kidding myself to think I could do this alone. So I bought a one way ticket back to Phoenix for next month and I’ll be back once Corona dies off.Continue reading “Brennan (The End)”
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Brennan
You never get a start to finish story so here we go! In comes Brennan. There’s about a decade of time between us but I liked how interesting our conversations were. We texted for about a month before he asked me what my favorite food was. I told him I was homesick for tacos andContinue reading “Brennan”
Moved and Turned Into a Clown
So I’ve officially been a DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) resident for three months now. I miss my friends and family a ton, the cold really isn’t the bad, I’m working at my dream job, and the guys on dating apps are seriously unattractive. I was super excited for 2020, you know? Everything was new andContinue reading “Moved and Turned Into a Clown”
Jimmy Pt. 2
Restaurant Rating: 🍞🍞🍞🍞 out of 5. I’m def cackling. For years I’ve been complaining how overrated Postino is but it SMACKED yesterday. There is something divine about mascarpone and figs. That’s smoked salmon with the capers. Y’all will see me more often ☝🏾 Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. Y’all won. I saw Jimmy again.Continue reading “Jimmy Pt. 2”
Jimmy
Restaurant Rating: 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 out of 5! Back at Bitters. You know at all these cocktail bars I never see women bartenders? And y’all had two!!! I was lit. Y’all did an amazing job. Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. With turning 25 this past weekend, I feel so sure of myself. A warning that I’mContinue reading “Jimmy”
Francisco Pt. 2
Restaurant Rating: 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 out of 5. Straight Up is this cozy little speakeasy in a phone booth. I suggest going early in the night and on a Thursday so you can have the bartenders full attention. They are super sweet and knowledgeable and love what they do; I’ll be back for sure. I mean heContinue reading “Francisco Pt. 2”
Francisco
Restaurant Rating: 🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣 out of 5. I quite enjoy Sushiholic, their happy hour is perfect! The salmon nigiri is super buttery. The crunch roll, New York roll, and tootsie roll also smack. Wash it down with a coupe sake bombs and it’s a party. The only downside is parking. The parking lot is tiny andContinue reading “Francisco”
Justin
I just love the Whining Pig because I can act like I have this distinguished palate even though everything I get is either fruity or a red ale. Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. They be saying “good things come to those who wait” and I guess they were right in this case. I couldn’tContinue reading “Justin”
Sammy Pt. 2
Not a restaurant but the @azscience center is a great date. They have a few adult events at night which I wanna convince my friends to go with me to. This exhibit was explaining to the children what childbirth looks like. Women are amazing, incredible creatures, and anyone who tries to argue that probably hasContinue reading “Sammy Pt. 2”
Where Are They Now Tho?
I get messages about what happens to all the guys after I go on dates with them. “You give all these guys four and five flames and then we never hear about them again…. What happened?” Lol so here’s a run down of all of our Hungry Bachelorette All-Stars. Cody: Our introverted boyfriend who workedContinue reading “Where Are They Now Tho?”
