So Lu and I decided we were probably better off as just friends. I know, that kinda came out of nowhere. One thing Iโm really good at is exhausting all of my options. When I want something, I donโt rest unless I know with absolute certainty that I canโt have it. Lu had explicitly toldContinue reading “Lu The End”
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Markell
I can’t sleep because I keep having dreams about hordes of brown mice (or are they rats?) which according to Google means I need to be cautious. They can represent deception, guilt, powerlessness, and anxiety. SPOT ON lol Restaurant Rating: ๐๐๐๐๐ out of 5. Iโve loved Undertow since itโs inception ๐. If you love rum,Continue reading “Markell”
Brennan (The End)
It turns out that living all by yourself while quarantining is LONELY! I have an extrovert since I popped out of the womb. I was kidding myself to think I could do this alone. So I bought a one way ticket back to Phoenix for next month and I’ll be back once Corona dies off.Continue reading “Brennan (The End)”
Brennan
You never get a start to finish story so here we go! In comes Brennan. There’s about a decade of time between us but I liked how interesting our conversations were. We texted for about a month before he asked me what my favorite food was. I told him I was homesick for tacos andContinue reading “Brennan”
Moved and Turned Into a Clown
So I’ve officially been a DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) resident for three months now. I miss my friends and family a ton, the cold really isn’t the bad, I’m working at my dream job, and the guys on dating apps are seriously unattractive. I was super excited for 2020, you know? Everything was new andContinue reading “Moved and Turned Into a Clown”
Jimmy Pt. 2
Restaurant Rating: ๐๐๐๐ out of 5. Iโm def cackling. For years Iโve been complaining how overrated Postino is but it SMACKED yesterday. There is something divine about mascarpone and figs. Thatโs smoked salmon with the capers. Yโall will see me more often โ๐พ Date Rating: ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ out of 5. Yโall won. I saw Jimmy again.Continue reading “Jimmy Pt. 2”
Jimmy
Restaurant Rating: ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น out of 5! Back at Bitters. You know at all these cocktail bars I never see women bartenders? And yโall had two!!! I was lit. Yโall did an amazing job. Date Rating: ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ out of 5. With turning 25 this past weekend, I feel so sure of myself. A warning that I’mContinue reading “Jimmy”
Francisco Pt. 2
Restaurant Rating: ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น out of 5. Straight Up is this cozy little speakeasy in a phone booth. I suggest going early in the night and on a Thursday so you can have the bartenders full attention. They are super sweet and knowledgeable and love what they do; Iโll be back for sure. I mean heContinue reading “Francisco Pt. 2”
Francisco
Restaurant Rating: ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ out of 5. I quite enjoy Sushiholic, their happy hour is perfect! The salmon nigiri is super buttery. The crunch roll, New York roll, and tootsie roll also smack. Wash it down with a coupe sake bombs and itโs a party. The only downside is parking. The parking lot is tiny andContinue reading “Francisco”
Justin
I just love the Whining Pig because I can act like I have this distinguished palate even though everything I get is either fruity or a red ale. Date Rating: ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ out of 5. They be saying โgood things come to those who waitโ and I guess they were right in this case. I couldnโtContinue reading “Justin”