Phoenix – The Hungry Bachelorette

Markell

I can’t sleep because I keep having dreams about hordes of brown mice (or are they rats?) which according to Google means I need to be cautious. They can represent deception, guilt, powerlessness, and anxiety. SPOT ON lol Restaurant Rating: 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 out of 5. I’ve loved Undertow since it’s inception 😍. If you love rum,Continue reading “Markell”

Jimmy Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: 🍞🍞🍞🍞 out of 5. I’m def cackling. For years I’ve been complaining how overrated Postino is but it SMACKED yesterday. There is something divine about mascarpone and figs. That’s smoked salmon with the capers. Y’all will see me more often ☝🏾 Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. Y’all won. I saw Jimmy again.Continue reading “Jimmy Pt. 2”

Jimmy

Restaurant Rating: 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 out of 5! Back at Bitters. You know at all these cocktail bars I never see women bartenders? And y’all had two!!! I was lit. Y’all did an amazing job. Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. With turning 25 this past weekend, I feel so sure of myself. A warning that I’mContinue reading “Jimmy”

Francisco Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 out of 5. Straight Up is this cozy little speakeasy in a phone booth. I suggest going early in the night and on a Thursday so you can have the bartenders full attention. They are super sweet and knowledgeable and love what they do; I’ll be back for sure. I mean heContinue reading “Francisco Pt. 2”

Francisco

Restaurant Rating: 🍣🍣🍣🍣🍣 out of 5. I quite enjoy Sushiholic, their happy hour is perfect! The salmon nigiri is super buttery. The crunch roll, New York roll, and tootsie roll also smack. Wash it down with a coupe sake bombs and it’s a party. The only downside is parking. The parking lot is tiny andContinue reading “Francisco”

August

Restaurants Rating: 🥓🥓🥓 out of 5. The Tuck Shop is near my old stomping grounds so it felt like home 🙂 the cocktails are amazing and their food is alright. The best part though is the music they play (Ari Lennox!!!) and the art of the walls. It’s such a beautiful aesthetic and atmosphere. IContinue reading “August”

Justin

I just love the Whining Pig because I can act like I have this distinguished palate even though everything I get is either fruity or a red ale. Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. They be saying “good things come to those who wait” and I guess they were right in this case. I couldn’tContinue reading “Justin”

Sammy Pt. 2

Not a restaurant but the @azscience center is a great date. They have a few adult events at night which I wanna convince my friends to go with me to. This exhibit was explaining to the children what childbirth looks like. Women are amazing, incredible creatures, and anyone who tries to argue that probably hasContinue reading “Sammy Pt. 2”

Where Are They Now Tho?

I get messages about what happens to all the guys after I go on dates with them. “You give all these guys four and five flames and then we never hear about them again…. What happened?” Lol so here’s a run down of all of our Hungry Bachelorette All-Stars. Cody: Our introverted boyfriend who workedContinue reading “Where Are They Now Tho?”

Miller

Restaurant Rating: 🍣🍣🍣 out of 5. Gangnam Sushi is in this random strip mall in Tempe. It’s easy to miss. I stupidly ate a whole plate of fries before this date so I didn’t really eat Plus he got there like fifteen minutes early and ordered for me which I hated because he didn’t evenContinue reading “Miller”