Phoenix – The Hungry Bachelorette

Allen

Restaurant Rating: 🦜🦜🦜🦜out of 5. It would be a 5 if their tacos didn’t close so early but Green Woodpecker phoenix is a perfect casual date spot. Local beers on tap, only two types of tacos, and open patio seating where you can watch a game. I was so hooked I went back the nextContinue reading “Allen”

Umer

Restaurant Rating: 🐠🐠out of 5. I always say you have to go somewhere three times before you can say you don’t like something. Well on my second time at Pa’la I am STILL not feeling it. The service and decor is excellent, don’t get me wrong, but the food leaves much to be desired. It’sContinue reading “Umer”

Eli

Restaurant Rating: 💥💥 out of 5. This is kind of harsh but Merc Bar is NOT a date night spot. At least for a first date. If I were coming with one of my girls to mingle then absolutely. Whatever you see on Yelp about it being lowkey is a lie. The decor is reallyContinue reading “Eli”

Lu The End

So Lu and I decided we were probably better off as just friends. I know, that kinda came out of nowhere. One thing I’m really good at is exhausting all of my options. When I want something, I don’t rest unless I know with absolute certainty that I can’t have it. Lu had explicitly toldContinue reading “Lu The End”

Lucius

I’m sorry LOL (He’s gonna hate this). Lucius is an artist and I was obsessed with Terrence Howard and his character Lucius Lyons on Empire. I’ll call him Lu though. This one is long because it’s been a month long show. I’ve had a crush on Lu for months. He was performing at one ofContinue reading “Lucius”

Evan

I know everyone has main character syndrome these days but my life is a comedy. A joke, if you will! I gave that man a two week countdown. He lasted 6 days. I wasn’t necessarily looking for a relationship when Evan came along; I don’t think I ever really am. Theo, earlier this year, madeContinue reading “Evan”

Markell

I can’t sleep because I keep having dreams about hordes of brown mice (or are they rats?) which according to Google means I need to be cautious. They can represent deception, guilt, powerlessness, and anxiety. SPOT ON lol Restaurant Rating: 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 out of 5. I’ve loved Undertow since it’s inception 😍. If you love rum,Continue reading “Markell”

Jimmy Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: 🍞🍞🍞🍞 out of 5. I’m def cackling. For years I’ve been complaining how overrated Postino is but it SMACKED yesterday. There is something divine about mascarpone and figs. That’s smoked salmon with the capers. Y’all will see me more often ☝🏾 Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. Y’all won. I saw Jimmy again.Continue reading “Jimmy Pt. 2”

Jimmy

Restaurant Rating: 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 out of 5! Back at Bitters. You know at all these cocktail bars I never see women bartenders? And y’all had two!!! I was lit. Y’all did an amazing job. Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. With turning 25 this past weekend, I feel so sure of myself. A warning that I’mContinue reading “Jimmy”

Francisco Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 out of 5. Straight Up is this cozy little speakeasy in a phone booth. I suggest going early in the night and on a Thursday so you can have the bartenders full attention. They are super sweet and knowledgeable and love what they do; I’ll be back for sure. I mean heContinue reading “Francisco Pt. 2”