Moved and Turned Into a Clown

So I’ve officially been a DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) resident for three months now. I miss my friends and family a ton, the cold really isn’t the bad, I’m working at my dream job, and the guys on dating apps are seriously unattractive. I was super excited for 2020, you know? Everything was new andContinue reading “Moved and Turned Into a Clown”

Jimmy Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: ๐Ÿž๐Ÿž๐Ÿž๐Ÿž out of 5. Iโ€™m def cackling. For years Iโ€™ve been complaining how overrated Postino is but it SMACKED yesterday. There is something divine about mascarpone and figs. Thatโ€™s smoked salmon with the capers. Yโ€™all will see me more often โ˜๐Ÿพ Date Rating: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ out of 5. Yโ€™all won. I saw Jimmy again.Continue reading “Jimmy Pt. 2”


Restaurant Rating: ๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน out of 5! Back at Bitters. You know at all these cocktail bars I never see women bartenders? And yโ€™all had two!!! I was lit. Yโ€™all did an amazing job. Date Rating: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ out of 5. With turning 25 this past weekend, I feel so sure of myself. A warning that I’mContinue reading “Jimmy”

Francisco Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: ๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน out of 5. Straight Up is this cozy little speakeasy in a phone booth. I suggest going early in the night and on a Thursday so you can have the bartenders full attention. They are super sweet and knowledgeable and love what they do; Iโ€™ll be back for sure. I mean heContinue reading “Francisco Pt. 2”