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Speed Dating Series: My Cheeky Date Review

It’s raining, there’s some superfluous light parade that has shut down an intersection on CENTRAL, and I’m flustered walking into Rott’n Grapes. It’s dark and there’s zero women. I make a beeline to the bathroom and Snapchat my girls that I cannot do this. No one responds. I head out and order wine lol IContinue reading “Speed Dating Series: My Cheeky Date Review”

Speed Dating Series: Couple.com Review

Couple.com boasts “hooking you up with partners and the party”. I’ve been speed dating before; it’s never been successful like in the rom coms but you never know! Maybe the next love of my life signed up on a whim, wouldn’t that be a fun story? I heard of couple when I was scrolling somewhereContinue reading “Speed Dating Series: Couple.com Review”

Evan

I know everyone has main character syndrome these days but my life is a comedy. A joke, if you will! I gave that man a two week countdown. He lasted 6 days. I wasn’t necessarily looking for a relationship when Evan came along; I don’t think I ever really am. Theo, earlier this year, madeContinue reading “Evan”

Markell

I can’t sleep because I keep having dreams about hordes of brown mice (or are they rats?) which according to Google means I need to be cautious. They can represent deception, guilt, powerlessness, and anxiety. SPOT ON lol Restaurant Rating: 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 out of 5. I’ve loved Undertow since it’s inception 😍. If you love rum,Continue reading “Markell”

Alonso Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: 4 out of 5! So Yelp Phoenix gave me VIP tickets to Seltzer Land!Thanks! It was a gorgeous morning and there were over 20 hard seltzers, many which I hadn’t had! All the vendors were sooo nice and passionate about their products! A special s/o to Pure Botanicals bc their seltzers were superContinue reading “Alonso Pt. 2”

Alonso

Restaurant Rating 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 out of 5. So I love @roughrideraz. I think it’s a perfect date spot with its intimate lighting and big comfy booths. The cobbler cocktails are so delicious. They’re fruity, rich, and refreshing, you can’t go wrong with them! The food is all wonderful too! We got oysters, the lobster roll, andContinue reading “Alonso”

Theo – The End

This is obviously a break up post. I just had to get this comedy out! I’ve been casually dating since I was 19 so that’s about 8 years of lessons. I’m a veteran! And at this point? My intuition has never failed me. I know that no matter how many times someone says that theyContinue reading “Theo – The End”

Theo

This is going to be a little different. Date Rating: What sucks about someone going above and beyond for you is that it wrecks it for everything before them. Five 🔥 now mean something totally different lol but Theo can have it. It was the dreamiest first date I had ever been on. Romance andContinue reading “Theo”

We’re Not Really Strangers

Restaurant Rating: out of 5. I am OBSESSED with @state48brewery’s Suncast IPA. Not only did it fuel tonight but it has a fluffy mouthfeel, it’s not too bitter, and it makes me giggle a bit. It’s become one of my favorite beers since being back. I look forward to my Friday afternoons after work whereContinue reading “We’re Not Really Strangers”

Brennan (The End)

It turns out that living all by yourself while quarantining is LONELY! I have an extrovert since I popped out of the womb. I was kidding myself to think I could do this alone. So I bought a one way ticket back to Phoenix for next month and I’ll be back once Corona dies off.Continue reading “Brennan (The End)”