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Theo – The End

This is obviously a break up post. I just had to get this comedy out! I’ve been casually dating since I was 19 so that’s about 8 years of lessons. I’m a veteran! And at this point? My intuition has never failed me. I know that no matter how many times someone says that theyContinue reading “Theo – The End”

Theo

This is going to be a little different. Date Rating: What sucks about someone going above and beyond for you is that it wrecks it for everything before them. Five 🔥 now mean something totally different lol but Theo can have it. It was the dreamiest first date I had ever been on. Romance andContinue reading “Theo”

We’re Not Really Strangers

Restaurant Rating: out of 5. I am OBSESSED with @state48brewery’s Suncast IPA. Not only did it fuel tonight but it has a fluffy mouthfeel, it’s not too bitter, and it makes me giggle a bit. It’s become one of my favorite beers since being back. I look forward to my Friday afternoons after work whereContinue reading “We’re Not Really Strangers”

Brennan (The End)

It turns out that living all by yourself while quarantining is LONELY! I have an extrovert since I popped out of the womb. I was kidding myself to think I could do this alone. So I bought a one way ticket back to Phoenix for next month and I’ll be back once Corona dies off.Continue reading “Brennan (The End)”

#MeMondays Pt. 2

Date Rating: 💐🌸🌺🌷🌻 out of 5. What a weekend. I’ve been feeling blue so I decided to seriously get out of the house with a friend. I took a bike ride to Capitol Hill and got a candied salmon bagel from Call Your Mother. The bike ride was a little uphill and your girl wasContinue reading “#MeMondays Pt. 2”

#MeMondays Pt. 1

WELCOME TO #MeMondays! After a month of brainstorming what I’m going to do until it’s safe to date again, I finally figured it out. Let me first say that I miss the guaranteed laughs with #ScreenshotSunday. I know times are harder than ever tight now so I’m wishing anyone who is reading this much peaceContinue reading “#MeMondays Pt. 1”

Brennan

You never get a start to finish story so here we go! In comes Brennan. There’s about a decade of time between us but I liked how interesting our conversations were. We texted for about a month before he asked me what my favorite food was. I told him I was homesick for tacos andContinue reading “Brennan”

Moved and Turned Into a Clown

So I’ve officially been a DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) resident for three months now. I miss my friends and family a ton, the cold really isn’t the bad, I’m working at my dream job, and the guys on dating apps are seriously unattractive. I was super excited for 2020, you know? Everything was new andContinue reading “Moved and Turned Into a Clown”

Jimmy Pt. 2

Restaurant Rating: 🍞🍞🍞🍞 out of 5. I’m def cackling. For years I’ve been complaining how overrated Postino is but it SMACKED yesterday. There is something divine about mascarpone and figs. That’s smoked salmon with the capers. Y’all will see me more often ☝🏾 Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. Y’all won. I saw Jimmy again.Continue reading “Jimmy Pt. 2”

Jimmy

Restaurant Rating: 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 out of 5! Back at Bitters. You know at all these cocktail bars I never see women bartenders? And y’all had two!!! I was lit. Y’all did an amazing job. Date Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 5. With turning 25 this past weekend, I feel so sure of myself. A warning that I’mContinue reading “Jimmy”